She poisoned it.Ģ5- Zarkus the All Seeing- Zarkus spends his time reporting his findings to his master on the infernal plane, which to be honest, is mostly sex stuff.Ģ6- Cheevo - Never trust a bug. Or poison his entire family.Ģ7- Balthazar the Handsome - He used to turn the heads of all the ladies in the Hall of Wizards. Have you ever been stabbed for no good reason? It was Woaltar.Ģ4 - Ornisa Orthipa- Best poison maker in the realm.
Wife of Woaltar.Ģ2 - Woaltar the stab Goblin. In her original language her name is the sound of plunging your hand into a bowl of creamed corn.Ģ0- Geshtai - King of the plane of Shadows, also enjoys eating garbage.Ģ1 - Ursa - The ever concerned. Super dumb, really strong, likes to throw things.ġ9 - Miss Katherine Longfellow the 3rd, presumptive heir to the mud kingdom. It’s like stealing from a blind baby.ġ7 - Duf and Fud - Strixel’s henchman (men?). Strixel is a master thief, but it’s all relative, considering his arch nemesis is Constable Gormble. Seriously, fuck those guys.ġ6 - Master thief, Zedward Strixel. She also leads the brute squad 3 nights a week.ġ2 and 14 - The always rumor-mongering Ramshiki brothers.ġ3 - The very high strung, Constable Gormble.ġ5- Hormbly, the brave Ambassador to the plane of shadows. He really regrets standing near the Ramshiki brothers. Spit it out right away, that stuff will literally turn you inside out.ġ1 - Millie, soothsayer for the forest king. The kid’s kinda gross, he always smells like syrup and wants to be picked up.ġ0- Mirjeta - It’s taken her 400 years to perfect her moonshine. Just don’t do it, it’s not worth the XP.ĩ- Lil’ Bilby Boffer - You can usually get him to leave if you offer him some sweets. Probably best to smile and nod, and just take anything he hands you.Ĩ- Bohdan Bozik- Bohdan and his homely wife need you to find three secret herbs in the forest so they can find their long lost son. It’s not recommended, they just give you irritating side quests every time you talk to them.ħ- Mingus Moleman - He’s weird. (but he usually just uses it to light his way to the privy.)ĥ- Jenny Greasebottom - Jenny’s the finest Bridge Troll that 4 sacks of baby skulls can buy!Ħ- Bozka Bozik - Bozka and her ineffectual husband run the inn at the edge of town. Muffmo is the only druid who commands the power of the ever powerful Moonstone. She’ll almost make you forget about the execrable stench.Ĥ- The Palesong druid, Muffmo.
Most punchable face this side of the Hills of Sorrow.ģ- Buska of Bogtown- Buska always makes a visit to Bogtown just a little bit nicer. 1- Lucca de Luna - Bandit leader, charming rapscallion, and an all around smug bastard.Ģ- Minister Snidel- This guy sucks, seriously look at him.
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